I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You know, be my cock's hype man.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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