We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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