some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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