Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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