I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
tell me about the eggs
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