Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Every concussion has its silver lining
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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