I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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