I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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