do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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