My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
do herpes really smell.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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