i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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