I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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