My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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