think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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