Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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