i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
