I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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