i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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