how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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