I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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