I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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