I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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