that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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