We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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