I am in a vortex of obligation.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
where does the pee come out of this thing
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just want to make out with him forever
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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