OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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