I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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