:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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