My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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