what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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