found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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