i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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