That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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