do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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