He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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