Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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