Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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