: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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