Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Rock
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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