quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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