Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
