are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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