So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So much Jack, so little girl.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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