it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i am craving dick and cupcakes
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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