that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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