I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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