its not stalking. its research.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
