The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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