Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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