There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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