D3 body, D1 cock
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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