next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize