ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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